vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion

shubbabang:

karkatquest:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK.

Sorry it was physically impossible for me to not reblog this

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

Send me an aspect
Breath: How have you changed over the past year?
Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time: What is your favourite memory?
Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope: What are you looking forward to?
Void: Do you like being alone?
Heart: Have you ever been in love?
Mind: Do you make decisions easily?
Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood: Do you form strong friendships?
Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?

equalistmako:

disgruntledturtle:

so have any of you been to the nick site lately

image

nick what the fuck

Okay, it’s pretty tacky-looking BUT

we now get to watch the episodes in full-screen, logoless HD

instead of suffering with that teeny, crappy video player they used to have…

~So I’m not complaining~~*~**

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

dynastylnoire:

test-your-luck:

IF YOU WENT TO SAN DIEGO COMIC CON OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS, PLEASE READ.

One of my dearest friends was found on the side of the road, unconscious and bloody. She was wearing this cosplay on the day it happened. She was last seen with friends when she ran off after a disagreement. Please, please, please, if you have ANY information or saw her anywhere, contact her mother. The full information is down below. This isn’t okay and it’s sickening to know that this happened at a place people truly can enjoy themselves. Please spread the word.

 ”I just received a call from the San Diego Police Department and my daughter Emily Weyer aka Milly Makara was found on the side of the road covered in blood with no ID unconscious. They are unsure what happened to her. My husband is on his way to the police station and then the hospital. If you have any information on what happened to her please send me a facebook message or call me at 951 229 3394. Thank you in advance”. -JILL WEYER

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